NOLIFECLUB

1. Eligibility and Account (18+ Only)

NOLIFECLUB is intended for adults only. You must be at least 18 years old to access or use the Services. By signing in or continuing to use the site, you represent and warrant that you are 18 or older. We may terminate accounts if we have reason to believe a user is under 18.

You agree to provide accurate information when signing in via Discord, Google, or other authorized providers. You are responsible for maintaining the security of your account.

2. User Conduct and Content

You are solely responsible for all content you submit, post, upload, or otherwise make available through the Services ("User Content"), including art, music, forum posts, comments, profile information, and submissions.

You retain ownership of your User Content.
You grant NOLIFECLUB a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free, sublicensable license to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, distribute, and display your User Content in connection with the Services (including public gallery, forum, profiles, radio features, and promotional materials).
You represent that your User Content does not infringe any third-party rights and complies with all applicable laws.

Prohibited conduct includes (but is not limited to): illegal activity, harassment, hate speech, spam, doxxing, copyright infringement, impersonation, or anything that would make us have to deal with lawyers.

3. Termination and Bans – We Can Kick Your Ass Out

NOLIFECLUB reserves the absolute right to suspend, restrict, or permanently terminate any account, access, or User Content at any time, for any reason or no reason, with or without prior notice. This includes, but is not limited to, violations of these Terms, community guidelines, Discord rules, or simply because we feel like it.

We can kick anybody's ass out at a moment's notice. No refunds, no appeals process guaranteed, no hard feelings (or maybe some). This is a private club, not a public utility.

4. Intellectual Property

The Services and all content, features, and functionality (excluding User Content) are owned by NOLIFECLUB or its licensors. You may not copy, modify, distribute, or create derivative works without express permission.

5. Disclaimers and Limitation of Liability

The Services are provided "AS IS" and "AS AVAILABLE" without warranties of any kind, express or implied. We do not guarantee that the radio will be on, the uploads will work, or that your favorite track will play.

To the maximum extent permitted by law, NOLIFECLUB and its operators shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, or any loss of profits, data, or goodwill, arising out of or in connection with your use of the Services.

6. Indemnification

You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless NOLIFECLUB, its affiliates, and their respective officers, directors, employees, and agents from and against any claims, damages, obligations, losses, liabilities, costs, or expenses arising from your use of the Services or violation of these Terms.

7. Changes to These Terms

We may modify these Terms at any time. Continued use of the Services after changes constitutes acceptance. Check back occasionally – or don't, we might ban you anyway.

8. Governing Law and Disputes

These Terms are governed by the laws of the United States and the state of wherever the server is currently humming, without regard to conflict of law principles. Any disputes shall be resolved in the courts located in that jurisdiction. Good luck.

9. Contact

Questions? Complaints? Existential dread about your next submission? Reach out via Discord or the contact methods listed on the site. We probably won't respond quickly.

By using NOLIFECLUB you acknowledge that this is a creative collective with a late-night radio vibe. We play by our own rules, and these Terms exist mainly to keep the lawyers (and the vibes) at bay.