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Pick Discord or Google
No club password. You tap a button and your provider handles the login.
Membership · 18+
Get in
Late-night radio, a gallery that actually ships member work, a forum, and a Discord that talks to the site. One tap through Discord or Google. No club password.
Create your card
Sign in to join
OAuth 2.0 is a handshake: Discord or Google confirms it is you, then we open a session. Signing in creates the account automatically.
By continuing you confirm you are 18+ and agree to the Terms and Privacy Policy. You can deactivate or permanently delete the account later from My Account. Already a member? Log in.
Request tracksSubmit workForum + profilePoints + awards
How membership works
OAuth, in plain talk
We do not invent a NOLIFECLUB password. You keep using Discord or Google. They prove who you are; we open a seven-day session and build your member card.
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Approve a short handshake
OAuth 2.0 means they ask you, not us. We receive your name, email, and avatar — never your password.
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Your club card appears
Signing in creates the account. You choose a handle and Aura (non-visual) or Chroma (visual).
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Member unlocks
Registered members can submit work, request tracks, and post in the forum. Discord roles sync if you used Discord.
What you unlock
Site-wide member perks
The default Member role can submit content, request songs, and post in the forum. The rest of the site stays readable without an account.
Submit art & music
Approved pieces hit the gallery. Standout tracks can enter on-demand.
Request a track
Queue a song on NOLIFECLUB Radio from the request desk.
Post in the forum
Start threads, reply, and react. Guests can read.
Earn leaderboard points
Posts, reactions, requests, and approved work all count.
Collect awards
Trophies auto-grant when you hit activity marks.
Wear a public profile
Handle, faction, roles, and awards show on your member card.
Roles that travel
Signing up grants Member. Discord-linked accounts sync mapped roles both ways.
Talk to the bot as you
/profile and /settings resolve once Discord is linked at login.
Points
How the board moves
Live reward table from the club rules. Staff can retune values; this is what the site is paying out right now.
- Forum post+2
- Reaction given to another post+1
- Reaction received on your post+1
- Song request (queued)+3
- Art submission approved+25
- Music submission approved+15
- Halo vote on your submission+1
See the leaderboard and awards once you have a card.
Open floor
No account needed
Listen live
The stream, on-demand archive, and schedule stay public.
Browse the gallery
Art and music in the collection — no login to look.
This month's showcase
Themed pieces populate as they land.
Read the news
Dispatches, guides, and club spotlights.
See the directory
Staff, factions, and public profiles.
Invite the radio bot
Slash commands work in any server. Linking Discord unlocks /profile.
Trust
Why it is safe
18+ only
The door asks your age first. Terms, privacy, and the bot are adults-only.
We never see your password
Discord or Google signs the handshake. We store a session cookie, not a club password.
What the handshake shares
Name, email, and avatar. Discord also lets us confirm you are in the club server so roles can match.
We do not sell data
Profiles, posts, and gallery pieces are public on purpose. We do not sell them. We do not run a general Discord chat logger.
You can revoke access
Disconnect the app from Discord or Google settings anytime.
Deactivate or delete
My Account has a Danger Zone. Deactivate hides you and pauses membership. Delete wipes your login and profile. Forum posts and approved gallery pieces stay as Deleted member.
Kick the bot anytime
Removing the radio bot from a server stops new collection there. Your site account is separate.
Ready
Two doors. Same club.
Site membership is the OAuth button. The Discord is discord.nolifeclub.net — a straight redirect into the server. Use both if you want roles to line up.
